Rash

In one of those moods where you just want to say lots of curse words

Do you ever have a lot of emotions and want to talk about it but feel too close to people to actually say it? Like I just want to talk to someone who doesn’t really know me or my friends. Someone who doesn’t already have a biased opinion who will just listen to whatever. I want that

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

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theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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Parent: what does a cow say?

Baby: "moo!"

Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?

Baby: "baah!"

Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?

Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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tthinklesslivemore:

im still laughing at alex’s reply to me 

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